at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
slow the fuck down there sauron
My live-in gentleman had a dream last night where we were in the midst of a zombie invasion, but to keep them from biting anyone you had to firmly, but politely, give them a task to keep them occupied.
"Fold that pile of laundry." "Alphabetize my books." "Mow the lawn." "Clear my internet browser history."
As soon as they’ve received an order they get right to it, but you need to keep an eye on them, as soon as they’re finished they need another task or they’ll start biting.
People post about how George RR Martin writes such strong female characters, and that sets him apart from others.
HAVE THEY READ THE BOOKS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I’m halfway through A Dance With Dragons, and I just. ugh.
So. My gentleman and I were planning a holiday to Paris, leaving New Years Day so we could make it back in time for our daughter’s school to start again. We are now postponing it to March because Sherlock.
the night is dark and full of turnips.